T-shirt liners

A) Pissing off (the reader (obviously)) one liners:

1. I am who you see. Do you have to read my T for that?!

2. Back: Yes!!!
Front: Another one fell for it!

3. Tu 13 Dekh!

4. T-shirts are WORN not READ!

5. I am thinking of life in general
See you read this in particular!

Ok. I don't like the look on your face right now :() Run Lola Run!!

B) Self deprecating aka I am in deep shit! one liners:

1. I ve lost my mind and I don't want to find it!

2. I am a thinker. I think about T-shirt lines!

3. Front:Virginity is not dignity
Back: it is lack of OPPURTUNITY

4. I am jobless and it's so nice!

5. I don't have an attitude problem!

6. Hey lifesaver! I don't have a date for you!

C) Some cool fundae one-liners:

1. SHIT HAPPENS! IN CAPS!

2. Happiness is a CHOICE!

3. All bad things come to an end!

4. There is no SPOON!

Go insane

Background music: 'Go insane' by "The doors"

Bad Boy (BB) : Here goes another banana peel down the drain!

Good Boy (GB) :eh! that's your 5 th banana man! Don't eat so much, it's not chocolate or something

BB: ssshhh! we are having a banana eating competition!

GB: And the guys walkin around here are having slipping on banana peel competition!

BB: Why are you complainin? You are seeing us stuffing ourselves without any reason and people fallin!Isn't it double fun?

GB: What a sadist you are! How can you laugh at people who unknowingly slip on banana peels? O god!it is funny!that guy fell on his back

BB:See, now you are also having fun.Bad boy!

Good Boy Turns Bad(GBTB):Thanks! Now what's the score?

BB: It's six all!

GBTB:How can you eat six bananas man?

BB: I just finished the seventh!Yipee! I am in the lead!

GBTB: Where did the other guy go?

BB: He suddenly had an urge to eat apples so he went to apple eating competition

Laugh of the week:

'I've got an identity crisis', announced the 8 year old, coming home after school.
'What do you mean?', said his mum. 'You re only bloody eight'
'Yeah mum.But you know the problem. Dad's jewish and you are aboriginal'
'So what?',asked the mum
'I'm confronted by an ethical dilema',said the kid.'There s this terrific bike at school that a kid wants to sell me for $20 and I don't know if I pinch it or offer him $10!'