When idleness turns hell

"hey man! whadda fuck ve you been upto?"
"omgwtf(acronym for o my god!! what the fuck!)!! Is it fucking you ...you unshaven bastard?where the fuck were you all these days?...seems like eternity"
"I needed a break man...buzzed off when you were sleeping.what ve you been doin?"
"nothin much man...it's a long story though...to cut short i was testing the limits of idleness?"
"wtf does that mean?"
"well...you see this head?"
"ya"
"what you don't see is how fucked up it is on the inside...Thank god you're back...it'll bring some order"