an ode to soliloquy

1.Bengaluralli traffic

"Ayyo loaparo,nodkond hogu! nimi "

'Aytu Guru.adre nin tane left indicator hak bittu,right kai torsbittu straightagi reverse bandiddu?!'

"Sorry boss.tensionallidde!ad enaytu andre takshana eno important nyapaka bantu adikke vapass hogakke reverse gear hakbite!"

(long etutta)'ee sati enu long nestime kurpa.erdu onde bidu!'

2.Ondu kathe

"Ajji!ajji! ond kathe helltini"

'aytu.hellappa'

"ondanondu kaladalli obba raja idnante.Avanu tomba kettavnante.Janiranda dud kittkondu maja madtiddnante.Jana noduashtu nodidru,on disa ellaru machu,kallu,marada kombe,longu,bharada ups u ella togond hogi,al iraurnelle hodidu alle hospital sersidrante"

"amale rajana real estatu ella mari avara duddu baddi sameta togundu ondu FD open madidrante"

'zzzzzzzzzz'

"ayyo maligbitidare!"