Short stories/films

Two sides of a road:

Me: I think i ve been doing nothing for days! it's a morbid feeling.
Jhini: How can you be doing nothing when that choco nut pack got over in 3 minutes flat!
Me(opening another choco nut pack): I feel so good now!

The Discovery:

A pissed motorist rips to catch the green light just in time only to see the red light. The timer counts 180 seconds.
Damn!
(Looks around; Sees a middle-aged man on a cycle) On a cycle!! He is dressed well.
A Baking school!! In this cacophony! Dirt! It's so small! it's a house!
(Removes the helmet and feels his hair breathe fresh air.He is smiling but unaware of it) Ha! It's feels so fresh.Like my hair is having a shower!
(Honk!Honk!Honk! It's green light and people are ripping except those behind him!)
(Looks at the signal,smiles and starts his moped)

Ersatz minus Inferior aka The Discovery-II :

(At a rehab)
You know, you can kill your urge by choosing a harmless substitute! Click for example-low on tobacco.
(The patient blowing air through his dry lips...Jaws drop(of the doc of course!))
Is that a tooth pick between your fingers?!
(The patient smiles,looks up at the ceiling and blows air through his dry lips!)

Chiaroscuro:

(At the lounge where job seekers are seated,a guy comes out of the interview room with a sullen face)

Background music: 'Why does it always rain on me?' by Travis
Damn! Damn! Damn! It's my third and no luck!!!

10 minutes later...

(A guy comes out whistling)

Background music: 'Beautiful world' by Colin Hay
Hey! One guy in the panel wore a T!
What happened man?!
No hopes man but that guy was wearing a T!

After 300 tick-tock s...

(This guy punching his fist in the air...)

Background music: 'My girl' by The Temptations
Yes!Gottit!I think life's my girl!!

(The camera skips to zoom in on an artist's hands painting a figure in shades of grey...from white to black)