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Down in Mexicali
There's a crazy little place that I know
Where the drinks are hotter than the chili sauce
And the boss is a cat named Joe

Why the fuck is a brunette with hair let down in a tight skimpy shorts and a weeny T so fucking sexy!?
Imagine this:
A downtown bar with the regulars not making much noice. Enter three super hot chics. One with fucking amazing hair till her ass. Awesomely done. A blonde you can bet your nickel to flirt with and an alpha-brunette with luscious lips and a neatly cut cheek bone.
Bro, if you're not up then you probably need some stretching exercises!

He wears a red bandana, plays a blues pianna
In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico
He wears a purple sash, and a black moustache
In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico

Enter a diabolic stuntman!!

The woods are lovely,
Dark and deep,
But I have miles to go
Before I sleep

Before you sleep!

Login successful!!
You get a lap dance man!!

All of a sudden in walks this chick
Joe starts playing on a Latin kick
Around her waist she wore three fishnets
She started dancin' with the castanets

I didn't know just what to expect
She threw her arms around my neck
We started dancin' all around the floor
And then she did a dance I never saw before.

The uber hot brunette is turning her ass to you! Those hips man! Those hips! Shakira, You have (1) bitch alert!!!

So if you're south of the border
I mean down in Mexico
And you wanna get straight,
Man, don't hesitate
Just look up a cat named Joe.

He wears a red bandana, plays a blues pianna
In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico
He wears a purple sash, and a black moustache
In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico

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