Tuesday, August 29, 2006

GRE prep

Interloper:

ay loper!baro illi.
aan.neenu nannana loper anta karidya?
illa interloper antha karde!
yake?
you are intruding my dolce far niente.
ayyo!id yenta grahchara.karidaga hodre intruder antane boli maga!

ken:

Interviewer:What is your ken?
Interviewee(visibly enraged):You spied on my wife!bastards!all of 'em!

Larceny:(Inspired by monty python)

Larceny is a morale sapping barter system over time. think of it. if you steal from others, they will need to steal from someone else and it becomes a chain.Then all u've done is exchanged possessions but with a remorse of having stolen from someone else.
Sir,do we have to listen to this made-up bull crap?
Are you suggesting that it is synthetic?
What?
The bull crap ofcourse!
You are stealing our time.This is larceny!Holy shit!!
(gloating)What did you think?!

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