Short stories-II

Ting tong kathe (the ting tong story):
Ting Tong! Ting Tong!
yarappa adu? at this hour?
Ting Tong! Ting Tong!
a? I don't know any ting tong ting tong! Go to hell

The proposal:
Girl, there isn't a moment I can't think of you. You are in my dreams, my heart, my soul...a...just a sec...hey priya! Am in the middle of something. Can i call you a lil later?...ok bye!ya...so ya. you are in my heart,soul,my can of beer,
Wait a minute! Why r u tellin me this?
because, a... because...I love you!
oh ok ok... but why din t you tell me this a lil earlier?
Would it have helped?
Ya... Would ve spared you from rehersing your pick-up lines

Moving on:
I ve served in many homes. The last three places have been for old-aged women.
O! How are they doin now?
no no...they r not there anymore. It is one ajji's vaikuntha (ceremony related to last rites) today. The other ajji passed away a couple of months ago.
(smiling but lost in thought) oh ok.
You don't talk much, do you?
not much akka!
How do you generally spend the whole day then?
(A blank smile)
How was it being with these people you ve served as a helper?
It was very good!All treated me as part of their family.
hmm...

The choc game:
Kiddo! Do you want a chocolate?
(nodding head)
Which one?
Five star Crunchy...
Oops, Don't have that.
What d'ya have?
Ferraro Rocher!
Could I have that? please?
Sorry, that s for my son.

Alternatively,
Kiddo! Want a choc?
(nodding head)
I won't give you. Go