Test O' St Erone

I seriously want to know the answers to some mind-boggling questions!

Q1.Where the fuck am I? [4 Marks]
Ans)If I knew, I wouldn't be asking that question. 4 marks

Q2.What have I come to? [3 Marks]
Ans)I've come to 15th cross bus stand and am now boarding an auto. 3 marks

Q3.Am I selfish?How much? [2 Marks]
Ans)Yes,I am. This much!! 2 marks

Q4.What is goin on with me? [1 Mark]
Ans)Hard to say! [As Ra used to put it]. 2 marks

V.V Good! Keep it up! (oh...that's of no use m'am)

Score: 11/10